Look At This Reckless Baby Hands Graduation Photo Shoot

When you think about graduation ceremonies, you likely think of the cap, the gown, and, of course, baby hands.

In celebration of her graduation from Appalachian State University, Delaney Henry had a photo shoot to end all graduate photo shoots.

Henry posted on Facebook five photos of herself donning her cap and gown in a field. The caption reads: “All my mom wanted was serious graduation photos.”

Seems fairly standard, right? Well, until you see Henry’s hands. Because they are teensy, tiny baby hands.

Very serious indeed.

Are these the best graduation photos we’ve ever seen? Yes. Is Delaney a national hero? Yes. 

The photographs have garnered nearly 100,000 shares on Facebook and over 45,000 comments. Many of which compare Henry’s photoshoot to that of Kristen Wiig’s iconic “Saturday Night Live” character, Dooneese.

If you don’t remember Dooneese, you’re a subpar human being. Despite that, we will refresh your memory with this gif:

We’re not sure what Delaney’s postgrad plans are (though HuffPost has reached out to her for comment), but we can only hope wherever she goes, she brings those baby hands with her.

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Merriam-Webster Politely Tells Trump He Did Not Invent Phrase ‘Prime The Pump’

President Donald Trump came up with the phrase “prime the pump” to describe government stimulus of the economy, he claimed to The Economist in an interview published on Thursday.

Merriam-Webster, tireless defender of words, had a quick and decisive response on Twitter: Nope.

In a frostily polite thread, the dictionary’s social account went through the phrase’s etymology, dating the term to the late 18th century and the economic use of it to the 1930s.

Trump has previously indicated his support for “priming the pump” as economic policy, causing some consternation among conservatives opposed to government spending.

The concept dates back to economist John Maynard Keynes, who argued that when a population’s “animal spirits” were flagging, an influx of government spending could stimulate the overall economy. The use of the phrase “prime the pump” to describe this policy dates back to 1933, according to Merriam-Webster ― just about 13 years before Trump was born.

It’s telling that Trump assumes that he came up with the phrase, which has long been a stock term in economic conversation. Abundant evidence already exists that the president rarely, if ever, reads; interviews routinely demonstrate that he is poorly educated on the substance and history of the policies he advocates for and against. This tacit admission that he’s unfamiliar with Keynes and, by extension, one of the great economic debates of the 20th century, provides further confirmation.

What’s more, his claim tends toward self-aggrandization rather than curiosity or reflection. Trump, who has repeatedly insisted that he has “a very good brain” and “the best words,” stakes his business and political reputation on his generative abilities, when in fact his accomplishments often involve simply stamping his brand on projects or concepts developed and executed by others.

Even in his interview with The Economist, Trump seems only faintly aware of what “priming the pump” really means, asking, “you understand the expression ‘prime the pump’? … Have you heard that expression used before? Because I haven’t heard it.”

He doesn’t seem interested in where the phrase came from, though it’s a fairly unlikely metaphor for someone in 2017 to create. “Pump priming” in its original use dates back to the 18th century, when it referred to the practice of using water to flush air out of a pump, enabling water to flow again. (A little water in to get a lot of water out ― get it?) Manual pumps no longer being a common source of household water for Americans, the original meaning of the phrase is rarely used here today; the economics application is almost certainly the one he’s heard before. 

Most hilariously, though, Trump, who has used the phrase in previous months, managed to deny credit to his own past self, saying, “I mean, I just … I came up with it a couple of days ago and I thought it was good.” Hmmm.

Merriam-Webster had another suggestion, perhaps born of the frustration of serving as an on-call definition- and etymology-checker for the president and his administration:

 Seriously, please look things up. 

 

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Glimpse Nicole Kidman’s Wild ‘Top Of The Lake’ Hair In Action

Thanks to “The Handmaid’s Tale” and “Big Little Lies,” Elisabeth Moss and Nicole Kidman are enjoying a killer year. Now they get to unite for the second season of “Top of the Lake,” the mystery series that Moss headlined in 2013. 

The first trailer for “Top of the Lake: China Girl” is here, and it features Moss’ Detective Robin Griffin investigating an alarming death in Sydney, Australia. Meanwhile, Robin has reconnected with the daughter she gave up (Alice Englert), who’s adoptive mother is played by a gray-haired Kidman. (This project reunites Kidman with “Portrait of a Lady” director Jane Campion, who co-created the show.) Oh, and “Game of Thrones” standout Gwendoline Christie is on hand as a fellow detective and friend to Robin. 

“Top of the Lake: China Girl” premieres on SundanceTV in September. This year’s Emmys and next year’s Emmys will be lit.

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Samantha Bee Makes It Crystal Clear What She Thinks Of Ivanka Trump’s New Book

Samantha Bee is no fan of Ivanka Trump’s new self-help book. That much is now blindingly obvious.

On Wednesday’s “Full Frontal,” Bee gleefully listed everything she thinks is wrong with Women Who Work: Rewriting the Rules for Success ― which the first daughter released to mainly hostile reviews this month.

Bee cited Trump’s overreliance on other people’s inspirational quotes, plus the deluge of different fonts, as just two of the reasons to not buy the tome.

It was even enough to see her throw the book away.

“True to her family’s brand and empire, Ivanka wrote this book largely by taking other people’s work and stamping her name on it,” Bee said.

She noted it was as if Ivanka Trump only remembered she had the assignment on the last day.

Check out Bee’s full review in the clip above.

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