If moms didn’t have their kids holding them back, they’d all be comedians. There’s no doubt.

Just in time for Mother’s Day, Jimmy Fallon made this week’s hashtag #MomQuotes to highlight all the hilarious things moms say. To all the moms who texted the poop emoji thinking it was a piece of chocolate, and those who wish they could sip wine that comes from a bottle for once, these are for you.

Happy Mother’s Day!

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